the trilogy begins...soonish

detained for at least another year in seattle due to my baby sister's pending nuptials, i despaired over how i would appropriately serve my sentence.

fear my boredom no longer, my faithful friends, for the heat is officially on.

sure, we (read: tnt productions, read: tanya and i and occasionaly a james and kate thrown in) have talked on and on about it with little to no action in the past, but events have conspired against me and have thankfully forced my lazy hands.

welcome to the pre production phase.

scripting has been underway for the last few weeks, mainly consisting of haphazard trips to the bar, with too many drinks and too many wending off topic subjects covered, but my mom's extremely early surprise birthday present (read: my birthday isn't until new years eve, for godssake) has put a whole professional spin on the entire endeavor.

for mother has bestowed upon us our first fully functional video camera, a sight thus far unknown to our "pilfered cameras half broken from the value village loading docks" camera toting selves.

so now begins the process of taking the immense piles of notes from the shelf, dusting them off, and giving them the once over twice, five or six times (bonus points to those who get that reference)

film #1: my roommate was a teenage cannibal

film #2: garden of bleedin

film #3: the night of the wet hot blood bitch.

casting is eminent. i will post more (as well as loose synopses) as reality shifts into a more appropriate sphere (read: when i actually have some lines scribed for ya'll ta audition with).

insert mandatory sigh of relief/jolt of surprise here.

Ps: the filming of the “TNT Variety Hour” has already begun! Who knew we could move with such nimble swiftness! Anyone who wants to be part of the “Slightly Overweight Teen Strike Force” (read: mindy), enquire within.