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Una: Is there any like, spark thing?
Me: Yes? I'm bad at this. Like, would I sleep with him? Yes. Would I kiss him? Possibly.
(laughter all around)
Me: But I'm a little sex starved, which skews with my judgement. Not that I care that it skews with my judgement...
Una: Aww. Well, nothing wrong with messing around, just be sure nothing more special gets messed up before you go messing. God, I just grew an old-fashioned tumor with no basis in reality as I know it. Um, wear a condom? Aw, there I go again. Just kidding.
Me: Ha! My slutdom phase has ended. Not so into the cheap one night stand thing anymore.
Una: Oh ok. Can I still put my arm around you and with my other arm really creepily shake your hand with a rubber in my hand, then wink? Then, next time I see you with a guy, wink and give you a super obvious thumbs up?
Me: Please! Please do! Or better yet, do it to boy, if things ever progress to where he is being introduced to my people.
Una: OMG. OMG Yes.
Una: I want to put on a fake moustache and eyebrows first.
Me: That goes along with my idea of 'lets see how far this will go' by making my first dates with people being like, at a porno theatre, or a log rolling competiton. God, I feel sorry for anyone who dates me.
Una: I'm jealous!
Me: We'll have to make it a double date then!
Una: YAY! Porno log roll double date!
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