Quick Summary of my week

the number of....

of times I woke up in a bed not my own: 5
(Not that sexy, considering four of the five were a) my mom's couch, b) my mom's guest bedroom, c) a hostel in SFO.)

of times I listened to Camera Obscura's "80s Fan"- 18 million
of times I listened to Architecture in Helsinki's "Heart it Races"- 12 million

of Gin Fizzes I had: 1
of Gin Fizzes I wish I had: 16 billion. But then I think my liver would burst through my skin and punch me in the face.

of times I over exaggerated something to an excessive degree: 6

of online scrabble games played: 8

of times I cleaned up something that comes from the inside of a cat: 5

of times Kate and I did an impromptu yet synchronized jig in the office: 1 (but that should really start happening on a daily basis).

of times horse sex came up in conversation: 8 (but that's probably an under exaggeration.. does 'under exaggerating' really exist?)

of near strangers that I told were my new best friend or "bff": 3
of those people whom I hugged: 3
of those people who were homeless: 1

of new social networking type sites I joined: 3

of bars I went to last night: 4
of drinks I had last night: 6...or 8..?
of people I said "I love you" to last night: 5
of times I told Bry I loved him last night: 3
of times I told Bry I loved his mom last night: 5
of people I kissed last night: 4
of people I kissed last night named Ken: 2

of marriage proposals I received: 2
of marriage proposals I received because I play DND: 1
of marriage proposals I received from a homeless person: 0 (whoo hoo!)

most romantic thing told to me: "I'm drunk, where are you?"
most romantic thing I told someone: "Oh not your penis. Yours is fine"

I will try to add more as I remember them. It's been a pretty awesome week.